Sunday, June 7, 2009

1001 Things It Means To Be A Mom

* (Being a Mom) Being a mom means thinking you're the luckiest person in the world.

* (Pregnant Moms) Being a mom means realizing that perhaps the greatest gift in life is a baby.

* (Baby Moms) Being a mom means learning what an inflatable donut is all about.

* (Toddler Moms) Being a mom means learning the "terrible twos" is false advertising. The condition lasts longer than a couple of years.

* (Moms of School Kids) Being a mom means inexplicably breaking down in tears when your child starts first grade just like you did when she started preschool. Husbands will not understand this.

* (Moms and Computers) Being a mom means having children beg for a computer, beg to put the computer in their room, and beg to let them join MySpace.

* (Moms of Teens) Being a mom means wondering why your teens has nothing to say when you ask how their day went.

* (Moms of Adult Kids) Being a mom means aking your twenty-two-year old, in front of his date, about his constipation issues.

* (Working Moms) Being a mom means getting everybody out of the house by 7:30 a.m.

* (Single Moms) Being a single mom means knowing that, while two-parent homes are best for children, life doesn't always work out that way.

* (Moms and Money) Being a mom means figuring out how to cut your grocery bill 40 percent after you quit work-even though you're adding another person to the family.

* (Moms and Difficult Issues) Being a mom means explaining to your kids that even though drugs are dangerous, you have a medicine cabinet full of them.

* (Moms and Grace) Being a mom means recognizing that your children are a gift from God. And treating them as such.

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